Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Keeping It Real

This retarded phrase is amusing to me; if you read my blog you know there are a lot of things that annoy the fuck outta me and right now i'm in that mood.

I have no idea when or where this ghetto quip farted from someone's mouth into the world, but I have to say......right now it's more worn out than a bra strap on a jumpy big titty chick.

Honestly if we actually "keep it real" then most of us would be disgusted with ourselves and one another. I can only truly speak for myself; For this topic i must say with my version of "keeping it real" can result in a 50/25/15/10 percentage split of who I can be (most of the time):

(50%) Being a good guy, honest, giving, helpful, loving those close to me and being positive.
(25%) On the hunt, looking for that next thing to help me grow in life and expand my thinking.
(15%) Keeping to myself, playing the shadow position.
(10%) Highly selfish and can give less than a fuck to those that are not on my good side.

I know people who really "keep it real" and trust me those are the type you really don't want anything to do with; they are not healthy to someone's life other than their own. Keep them at arm's length. I compare them to a ship sailing the seas with its anchor down.

Before you spit those words "I Keep It Real", think to yourself......."Who Am I & Do I Keep It Real With Myself".

Don't be a bastard unless you have to be and as always stay positive.

BSoM

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

AMEN!!!

Up North Legend said...

I keeps it real son!!! hahahahaha

Nutella Brown Baby said...

i mean what's really keeping it real? If you keep it real, you're being false bout something. But, you know, I'm real, I keep it real, sometimes...

you ever be at a work function or hanging out with your boss or someone with equal power and you feel yourself being so fake and smiling so hard, your face starts to hurt? I hate those situations. I wish I could keep it real then and be like, "man, that shit ain't funny!!!" (then, I'd go clean off my desk...)

Malika said...

lol at camisha. yeah, the people that claim they "keep it real" are either ghetto and they just get a kick out of being loud and ignorant saying stuff that doesn't need to be said or they're complete phonies and they're trying to cover that fact. either way, they need to be avoided. good post.