Showing posts with label Accident. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Accident. Show all posts
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
When Peddling Insurance Goes Wrong
Unconfirmed reports state that while on his tireless mission to promote his companies insurance awareness the Geico Gekko ran afoul of a potential customer Sammy The Spider.
When questioned by the police Sammy gave the accounts of the moments leading up to the attack and subsequent death of Geico Gekko.
When asking the spider "Oy, good chap how about insuring that web of yours mate"
The spider replied "why would i, when it comes out of my butt; if it gets wrecked i can just rebuild after a good meal"
The Gekko kept pushing the issue "but, mate you have to check the rate and you'll still have money left over for some good fish & chips or maybe a swig from a pint; 15 minutes could save you 15% or more!"
The spider looking agitated "you know i'm a spider, right? Look i'm starting to get hungry so if you're not out of here we're gonna have a problem"
A fight ensues when the Gekko refuses to leave and a passer by happens to take a snap shot once the fight was over. It is still unclear if the fight was self defense or cold blooded murder.
Authorities are now looking into the matter and a family representative ask the privacy of the Gekko's family be respected. He leaves behind a wife and 10 children.
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
You Gotta Becareful

I was at the gym last night and when you walk in you immediately see some weight machines and the row of treadmills.....well after i did my cardio and working towards the weight machines I noticed this older woman, shes looks about late 30's early 40's and the only reason i noticed her was she was going hard on the treadmill.
I set myself up on one of the machines and ready to do my thing and guess who comes flying off the fucking thing like she's being thrown by an unknown force and some how her water bottle went with her. I felt bad and laughed inside after she looked like she was ok and brushed herself off. The pain on her face seemed more from embarrassment cuz it was a packed house so all eyes were on her.
Lesson learned.......know your limits or you will get hurt. Be safe when you plan on passing your limitations.
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